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Two and a Half Men

2003

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EP1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach Oct 29, 2014

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
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EP2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza Nov 05, 2014

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
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EP3 Glamping in a Yurt Nov 12, 2014

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
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EP4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Nov 19, 2014

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
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EP5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Nov 26, 2014

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
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EP6 Alan Shot a Little Girl Dec 03, 2014

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
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EP7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Dec 09, 2014

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
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EP8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Dec 17, 2014

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
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EP9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jan 08, 2015

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
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EP10 Here I Come, Pants! Jan 15, 2015

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
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EP11 For Whom the Booty Calls Jan 22, 2015

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
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EP12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Jan 29, 2015

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
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EP13 Boompa Loved His Hookers Feb 05, 2015

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
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EP14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Feb 12, 2015

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
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EP15 Of Course He's Dead (1) Feb 19, 2015

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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EP16 Of Course He's Dead (2) Feb 19, 2015

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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7.1| TV-14| en| Comedy
Synopsis

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Two and a Half Men Trailers,Teasers and Images

  • Top Credited Cast
Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell as Berta

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