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Car 54, Where Are You?

1961

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EP1 Hail to the Chief Sep 16, 1962

Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
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EP2 One Sleepy People Sep 23, 1962

Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
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EP3 A Man Is Not an Ox Sep 30, 1962

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
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EP4 Schnauser's Last Ride Oct 07, 1962

The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
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EP5 Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch Oct 14, 1962

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
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EP6 Occupancy, August 1st Oct 21, 1962

Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
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EP7 Remember St. Petersburg Oct 28, 1962

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
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EP8 That's Show Business Nov 04, 1962

Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
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EP9 Toody Undercover Nov 11, 1962

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
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EP10 I Hate Captain Block Nov 18, 1962

When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
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EP11 A Star Is Born in the Bronx Nov 25, 1962

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
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EP12 Pretzel Mary Dec 02, 1962

The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
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EP13 142 Tickets on the Aisle Dec 09, 1962

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
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EP14 Stop Thief Dec 16, 1963

After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
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EP15 Je T'Adore Muldoon Dec 30, 1962

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
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EP16 The White Elephant Jan 06, 1963

A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
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EP17 Benny the Bookie's Last Chance Jan 13, 1963

Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
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EP18 The Presidential Itch Jan 20, 1963

An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
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EP19 Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians Jan 27, 1963

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
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EP20 Here We Go Again Feb 03, 1963

Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
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EP21 The Star Boarder Feb 10, 1963

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
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EP22 The Biggest Day of the Year Feb 17, 1963

After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
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EP23 Here Comes Charlie Feb 24, 1963

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
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EP24 See You at the Bar Mitzvah Mar 03, 1963

When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
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EP25 I've Been Here Before Mar 10, 1963

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
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EP26 Joan Crawford Didn't Say No Mar 17, 1963

When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
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EP27 Lucille Is 40 Mar 24, 1963

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
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EP28 The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser Mar 31, 1963

Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
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EP29 Puncher & Judy Apr 07, 1963

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
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EP30 The Curse of the Snitkins Apr 14, 1963

A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.
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7.7| TV-PG| en| Comedy
Synopsis

The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

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Fred Gwynne as Officer Francis Muldoon
Joe E. Ross as Officer Gunther Toody
Al Lewis as Officer Leo Schnauser

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