The South African ambassador Van der Git and his wife intends to enroll their son at Hardwicke House.
EP2 First Day of TermFeb 25, 1987
As the students and teachers return for a new term, they learn that Mr. Fowl has been put in charge of distributing pens and paper from stock. Slasher instructs his new gang to get his hands on these supplies.
EP3 Interview DayJan 01, 0001
A selection of teachers are being interviewed for a position as Head of Curriculum. Fowl sets about sabotaging his opponents, Miss Crabbe and Moose.
EP4 Prize GivingJan 01, 0001
Parents arrive for the Hardwicke House Prizegiving. Outside, Slasher and his gang set to work stripping all of the parked cars.
EP5 Old BoysJan 01, 0001
On the day the exams start, two ex-students that Herbert Fowl sent to Borstal detention school come to pay him a visit.
EP6 Inspector CallsJan 01, 0001
Philpott is desperate to pass school Inspection. Flashman gives him a helping hand. Fowl on the other hand manages to foul it up for himself with the Inspector almost immediately.
EP7 Passion PlayJan 01, 0001
The students and faculty are putting on a play based on the Last Supper. Fowl insists on playing Jesus, while Moose has decided to play Samson and Savage refuses to wear period dress.
Hardwicke House was a 1987 seven-episode sitcom produced by Central Independent Television for the ITV network. It was so negatively received that only the first two episodes were transmitted.