Minty the Assassin

2009 "A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science."
Minty the Assassin
3.7| 1h20m| en| Adventure, Action
Storyline

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

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Producted By

Ground Down Productions

Minty the Assassin Trailers,Teasers and Images

  • Minty the Assassin Cast
Elina Madison as Minty
Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss
Tabitha Taylor as Double Delicious
David A. Lockhart as Rat Monster
McKay Stewart as Sensational Ninja