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Seasons & Episodes

EP1 Me Love You Decent Amount of Time Apr 27, 2011

An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

EP2 Narnia May 04, 2011

After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

EP3 Water-Board Certified May 11, 2011

Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

EP4 Amerimorphation May 18, 2011

Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

EP5 Corkage Fee May 25, 2011

Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

EP6 Mom! Dad! Jun 01, 2011

Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

EP7 Milking It Jun 08, 2011

When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.

EP8 Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream" Jun 15, 2011

While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.

EP9 Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF" Jun 22, 2011

Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.