Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

2023
Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

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EP1 Everyone Dies in the Styes Nov 16, 2023

Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

EP2 Everyone Dies in a Dungeon Nov 16, 2023

The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

EP3 Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train Nov 23, 2023

Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

EP4 Everyone Dies Renovating Nov 30, 2023

Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

EP5 Everyone Dies in Waterdeep Dec 07, 2023

Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

EP6 Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes Dec 14, 2023

Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

EP7 Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle Dec 21, 2023

Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?

EP8 Everyone Dies in the Bay Dec 28, 2023

Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.

EP9 Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball Jan 04, 2024

Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?

EP10 Everyone Dies as a Surprise Jan 11, 2024

Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.

EP11 Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish Jan 18, 2024

Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

EP12 Everyone Dies. Again. Jan 25, 2024

Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP13 Everyone Dies at the Circus Feb 01, 2024

Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?

EP14 Everyone Dies in Barovia Feb 08, 2024

Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP15 Everyone Dies in a Haunted House Feb 15, 2024

Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP16 Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander Feb 22, 2024

Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP17 Everyone Dies Near a Hole Feb 29, 2024

Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP18 Everyone Dies in Wildspace Mar 07, 2024

Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP19 Everyone Dies at a Resurrection Mar 14, 2024

Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)

EP20 Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms Mar 21, 2024

Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
8.7| en| Comedy, Sci-Fi
Synopsis

Four 1st-level heroes. One epic monster. Certain death! Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! serves up comedic mayhem as four special guests pit their low-level Dungeons & Dragons characters against the game’s mightiest monsters. Each one-hour episode features a rotating line-up of Hollywood celebrities and tabletop gaming stars whose puny characters don’t stand a chance. Whether they go out in a blaze of glory or a scream of terror, a “total party kill” has never been this much fun.

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  • Top Credited Cast
Scott Passarella as Self - Musician
Bill Rehor as Self - Host